Forgive me for going a bit soft, but that last panel turned out pretty nice. I didn't expect this crappy comic to have touching moments in it.

Well, not this kind of touching, anyhow.

Touching children, maybe! Parents, be aware that reading "humor" content on the "net" whips children into an unstoppable, white-hot sexual frenzy! Can you be sure that your children aren't under the spell of the Internet Svengalis, perpetrating heinous acts of IMMORALITY and UNWHOLESOMENESS at this very moment?! We at the Parent's Advisory Council urge you to wipe clean the filth of the internets by boycotting and otherwise ridiculing such reprehensible content! Click the link above for more information on the corrupting influence of the interdemonnet or to sign up for our bi-monthly newsletter, Touching Kids Appropriately!